by ellen klages
Just moments before his gruesome death, the last Iron Chef realized that serving tako sashimi to the Cephalopod Delegation was more than a faux pas: it was finger food.
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Ellen Klages, who is undoubtedly one of the funniest women this side of the Cephalopod Delegation, is a recent recipent of the Nebula award. She has even more recently finished a young adult novel. The above 29-word story is her shortest work to date.
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