The great day came at last. Four overlapping triangles supported similar poles forming two triangles of their
own. These (high up the glassy slope) supported another two which with the addition of a bottom pole to brace
them formed the final triangle that raised high the final pole the one triumphantly climbed by Sir Bradwen,
the one he stepped from where the slope was gentle enough.
The one at the top of which Princess Apple Blossom met him, a perfect, dainty maiden a head and half shorter
than he, perfumed and robed in magnificent brocade. The one at whose top they embraced and kissed, and kissed
again and again. And yet again, until at last Sir Bradwen, fearing that he might be overwhelmed by his passion,
suggested they go, saying, "If you cannot climb down, or hesitate to climb down for sweet modestyís sake, I will
carry you down. I can hold you with one arm, and we will stand upon honest clay in a trice."
At this the princess smiled. "If my exalted lord will consent, this beggarly person retains a few poor
possessions, and my all-wise lord must surely know that we miserable ones who have nothing greatly value what
little we have. There is my inconsiderable jade figure of the Queen of Heaven, to whom I have no joss to burn
though she is dear to me. There is my second-best gown, a contemptible thing in the eyes of every beholder, yet
precious to me."
"I understand, Your Highness," quoth Sir Bradwen, "and shall have one of the men in my employ climb here and
carry down these things."
The princess lowered her eyes in shame. "There is also my chop my seal, perhaps? Has this humble one
committed some risible error, my lord?"
"And the ivory sticks with which I feed myself, the gift of my gently-nurturing mother. Would my lord consent
to view the debased quarters to which this wretched prisoner has been for three long years confined?"
"Eagerly," Sir Bradwen replied, "if Your Highness will consent to show them to me."
"There is a magic box"
She smiled again, and he felt his love deepen.
"Which may be opened only at certain times and behold! it is filled with rice and fruits. If it can be opened
now, is it possible that the most gracious lordly rescuer would consent to sample its poor contents?"
"I would, Your Highness." Sir Bradwen bowed, for though he was eager to be gone he was far too well-bred to
refuse the invitation of a princess.
Together they went into the castle, she tottering and half supported by his hand and arm; and if their words
were the stately ones of their time and their disparate homelands, their hands spoke a language much older: I
am a woman and you you are a man! whispered the tiny hand; and I am a man and you are a woman indeed!
replied the great one.
Soon they stood before the box of which the princess had spoken, which was in fact a cabinet or locker set into
one of the interior walls of her castle. She explained that the sun was now high one of the times at which
the box might be opened. She further described the food they might expect to find within it, and having received
Sir Bradwen's courteous consent, she touched the latch.
At which the floor gave way beneath them, dropping nearly as fast as a falling stone. Together, she clutching
him in terror, they descended into the hill of green glass.
Their fall slowed, and at length it halted altogether. Soft green light bathed them; unguessable shapes surrounded
them. "Welcome!" a small voice cried; and again, "Welcome!"
A very small man with a very small face in a very large head approached them riding in a silent and ugly little
cart with invisible wheels.
"The unconscionable and tricksy person you see before you," whispered the princess, "is that very wicked magician
who snatched me from the City of Peace."
Sir Bradwen bowed as he would have at Arthur's court. "Perhaps we meet as antagonists," he said politely, "yet I
would much prefer to count among my friends a man so learned in all the ways of the Unseen World. You placed the
lovely and royal lady at my side atop this mountain"
"To find us a man of the Dark Ages who showed a glimmer of intelligence," the very small man in the cart replied.
"She's done it, too, as I knew she would." He simpered, and seemed to be on the verge of laughter. "my name's
12BFW-CY-, by the way, and I come from the remote future."
The knight bowed deeper still. "Sir Bradwen of the Forest Tower am I, and in larger sense of glorious Camelot.
In a sense larger still, of Albion, the White Isle."
"This inconsiderable person," the princess said, "is called by the unattractive name of Apple Blossom. She has
been torn, as may be known, from the Land of the Black-haired people, Kingdom of Ch'in, a country well governed by
the most illustrious person whose light dazzles these inferior eyes, her father, here styled King of Far-Off Cathay."
12BFW-CY-ís smile broadened, becoming almost as wide as both the princessís thumbs. "You wish to return home,
I'm sure. This knight has won you, though. He probably won't agree to it."
"On the contrary," Sir Bradwen declared, "if this lovely lady can be returned to her parents in safety, I could
wish for no happier outcome. I declare heró" His voice wavered, and he paused to clear his throat. "I declare her
free to go at once, and may God speed her on her way."
At this, the princess clung more tightly than ever. "This wr-wretched person, the m-m-most m-miserable of
w-women, w-would w-w-would
" She burst into tears.
With his free hand, Sir Bradwen patted her shoulder. "There, there. Do not weep, Your Highness. You will be
in the arms of your royal mother almost before you know it. Do you have sisters?"
"She has five hundred and twenty-six," 12BFW-CY- put in somewhat dryly. "And six hundred and ten brothers. It
was because she came of such an extensive family that we selected her the removal of one very minor princess
from so large a group is unlikely to result in historical"
"I w-want to st-st-stay here!" wailed the unfortunate princess. "I w-w-want to be in your arms!"
Sir Bradwen's heart bounded like a stag. "Then you shall! As long as my hand can grasp a sword, no one shall take
you from me. By good Saint Joseph I swear it! By the Holy Family! By my honor and my motherís grave!"
"Certainly not me," 12BFW-CY- remarked dryly. "I donít want her. As for your sword" He tittered.
"I am about to give you a more effectual weapon."
Sir Bradwen's eyebrows went up. "Do you mean a magic bow? An enchanted lance? Something of that kind?"
12BFW-CY- tittered again. "Precisely. It will enable you to overcome the most powerful opponent without fighting
him at all. A little background must be filled in first, I think. If you'll indulge me.
"Hem, hem! My companions vile and selfish creatures with whom you would not wish to speak and
I represent a sizable fraction of humanity in the year thirty-two thousand three hundred and eleven. in another
generation or two the human gene pool will be too small to support a viable race, even with all that genetic
engineering can do for us, and humanity will be irrevocably doomed. Finished. Ended. Headed to be shredded, eh?"
"This fribbling person weeps," declared the princess with feeling.
To which Sir Bradwen added, "I'm not sure I understood everything you said, the bit about the magic pool
especially, but it sounded very bad. If my sword can be of service to you, you need but ask."
"Oh, we don't mind." 12BFW-CY- waved an airy hand. "We don't mind at all. In a way we rather enjoy it. Our
race has always been a filthy mess you know, and we feel it's high time we gave the daisies a turn at the
hupcontroller. Now I'll show you. Don't be afraid."
Sir Bradwen was sorely tempted, but said nothing.
"Here's what we've come up with, and very clever of us too, if I may say it. Of me, especially, which is why
I get to talk to you two."
It was a short staff with a bulging, lusterless crystal at one end.
"I won't point it at you," 12BFW-CY- continued, "and if I did, I wouldn't turn it on. That would be too
dangerous for you. But you may point it at other people, you see. It's thought-controlled, of course,
just like my car. Point it, think of it working, and you'll see a crimson flash, very short."
Sir Bradwen nodded slowly.
"Suppose an enemy knight comes into view. He doesn't have to attack you. If you can see him, that's plenty.
You merely have to point my paciforcer at him, and think of him being paciforced. He will be incapable of any
violence whatsoever, from that moment on."
Softly and involuntarily, the princess moaned.
"Yes! Yes, yes!" 12BFW-CY- paused to clear his throat. But there's hem, hem! more. The same
holds true for his descendants. Or at least for any conceived after ten days or so. No violence. None! Can't
kill a chicken or bait a hook. And their own children will inherit the, er, tendency. If they have any. You
"I am," Sir Bradwen conceded. "You see, Sir Magician, many of my foes are Arthurís rebellious subjects. It
is my task to return them to their loyalty, whether by killing them or by other means. With this
"With this paciforcer they will be of no use to Arthur even if they renounce their rebellion. Knights and
nobles who will not smite the heathen have no value."
"Why worry?" 12BFW-CY- smiled. "In such cases you need not use it. But against the ah?"
"I hesitate" Sir Bradwen began.
"Do not." 12BFW-CY- held out the paciforcer, and edging his cart nearer actually forced it into Sir
Bradwenís hand. "I must warn you that should you decline, this toothsome lady will be restored to her family.
I shall be compelled to use the paciforcer myself. On both of you."
Sir Bradwen bowed. "In that case I accept. No price is too great."
Sir Bradwenís hand closed about the paciforcer.
And 12BFW-CY- released it with a sigh. "An infinity of pain and suffering is thus wiped away. Human history
will be infinitely more peaceful. Shorter, of course. Much shorter. But delightfully peaceful. My own generation
will never have been." For a moment he appeared radiantly happy. "We will have the oblivion we crave. Guard my
paciforcer well. If it is not subjected to abuse, it will endure and continue to function for a thousand years."
"You may trust me," Sir Bradwen declared, "to do the right thing."
12BFW-CY- pointed down a long aisle between towering devices of sorcery, and suddenly Sir Bradwen beheld an
opening at its termination and sunlight beyond the opening.
"Blessings are without meaning," 12BPW-CY- murmured, "and yet, and yet
"Farewell!" Sir Bradwen told him, and flourished the paciforcer.
The princess bowed until her hair swept the floor. "This submissive person makes haste to remove her loathsome
self from your august presence. Ten thousand blessings!"
No sooner had she and Sir Bradwen left the glass hill than its opening shut behind them. A pleasant walk of a
quarter mile (over much of which he carried her) brought them to the old peasant and his helpers. Sir Bradwen gave
each of them a full day's pay, though they had labored for less than half that.
That done, he lifted the princess into his great war-saddle and mounted behind her; and together they rode away
until they reached the path beside the River Sart. There he took the paciforcer from his belt and flung it into the
And the two of them rode on, upon a great white charger who felt and shared their joy, the princess singing and
Sir Bradwen whistling.
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