I hate to speculate that another British magazine about SF has bitten the
dust before its first issue, but Orbital editor Steve Williams's
unbroken silence since mid-May is not encouraging. (See
Runcible 127.) Neither is the
Orbital website, with
its wide-ranging links page and its anticipation of topical Venus transit
coverage in a June issue which no one has seen ...
Orson Scott Card told the LA Times why few notable sf novels
become films, with particular reference to his own development hell: 'The
problems that have plagued Ender's Game are the same that have plagued
other award-winning science fiction books. Science fiction is set in a world
contrary to our reality, so you have to have an explanation. And explanation
time on screen is unbelievably dull.' Explain that to me again, Professor Card,
as though I knew nothing of it ...
R.I.P. Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004), US composer who won an
Oscar for his 1976 Omen score and an Emmy for the Star Trek: Voyager
theme, died from cancer on 21 July; he was 75. Further genre films with
Oscar-nominated Goldsmith scores are Poltergeist, Star Trek: The
Motion Picture, and Planet of the Apes. He had many other sf/fantasy
credits, including Alien, and wrote the famous music for the original TV
The Twilight Zone.
Noraki Yuasa (1933-2004) directed seven of the eight 'Gamera' films,
died of a stroke on 14 June aged 71. The giant flying turtle Gamera was
Godzilla's main rival for 1960s Japanese audiences' affection. M.J. 'Simo'
Simpson writes: 'I met him in LA in 1999 where he was clearly thrilled to be
feted by western fans. He was a delight to interview, even via a translator.'
Outraged Letters. Ramsey Campbell mysteriously confides:
'The noxious Christopher Barker is now putting it about that I've tampered with
the BFS [British Fantasy Society] awards because a book he published wasn't
nominated.' Meanwhile, Ramsey is philosophical about the
Runcible 132 mention of his unshaven nun:
'Thogged at last! In mitigation I can only quote the poster for Devils of
Monza: "She was no ordinary nun."' (Eileen Gunn adds: 'You might
mention to Thog that shaved nuns were quite a hot item of sexual interest last
time I was in New York City, but I believe they are passé now. The
unshaven ones aroused no one's curiosity. How different life is from
Iä! Iä! 419! Old news now, from 2002, but I love this
strange encounter on-line as a classic 'Nigerian' scammer attempts to woo one
Randolph Carter of Arkham, Massachusetts, who has other and more eldritch
matters on his mind:
Coincidence? A 24 July Independent newspaper crossword had a
hidden theme of sf authors whose names were deviously clued without definition,
from Asimov to Wyndham. These ran around the crossword's perimeter, which was
filled out with the words SEEMED and SATANISM. H'mm!
Thog's Masterclass. Dept of (Yet Again) Cruel and Unusual
Geometry. '... the dull-red mists seemed to flow together, enclosing the
three sides of a circle.' (Murray Leinster, The Forgotten Planet, 1954)
David Langford is an author and a gentleman.
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Dave lives in Reading, England with his wife Hazel, 25,000 books, and a few dozen Hugo awards. He continues to add books and Hugos.